The moment ruiner

45lb lap dog

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 12:07:48 -0500

45lb lap dog

For all who care, and for those who don't

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 21:59:54 -0500

I’ve moved to a new apartment. It’s slanted.I love my roommate. I caught him cleaing the bathroom one night. I’ve been craming my noggin with the wonders of human anatomy. Hunter College should be destroyed. “Social life” was so last year. I loathe most humans. My boyfriend is a sexy beast.The End.

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Wed, 02 Dec 2009 21:48:16 -0500

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GPYOW- “Wha? Justin Timberlake?”

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 21:26:23 -0500

GPYOW- “Wha? Justin Timberlake?”

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Tue, 01 Dec 2009 13:04:13 -0500

dannybellz:

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Tue, 01 Dec 2009 12:03:13 -0500

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Quorthon you sexy sexy beast….

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 09:28:22 -0500

Quorthon you sexy sexy beast….

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Tue, 01 Dec 2009 00:38:58 -0500

kingmedicine:

idostuff:

pegasus-rainforest:

9gag:

107 Virgin

hahahahhaahhahahahahhahahahhahhahahahahahaaa:)

ftw

Too funny not to reblog.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

An Open Letter to President Obama from Michael Moore

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 23:42:00 -0500

morningstar:

marco:

“Dear President Obama, Do you really want to be the new “war president”? If you go to West Point tomorrow night and announce that you are increasing, rather than withdrawing, the troops in Afghanistan, you are the new war president. Pure and simple. And with that you will do the worst possible thing you could do — destroy the hopes and dreams so many millions have placed in you. With just one speech tomorrow night you will turn a multitude of young people who were the backbone of your campaign into disillusioned cynics. You will teach them what they’ve always heard is true — that all politicians are alike. I simply can’t believe you’re about to do what they say you are going to do. Please say it isn’t so.”

— An Open Letter to President Obama from Michael Moore

So far, I haven’t seen anything from the Obama administration that comes anywhere close to my most modest, conservative expectations for policy change. Sure, Obama has only been in office for about a year and he still has a lot of Bush’s mess to clean up. But I don’t even see that happening particularly effectively. Instead, I see a lot of unnecessary “compromise” with Republicans and right-wing nutjobs. (“Compromise” is not an effective word to describe a situation in which every concession comes from the more-powerful side and the less-powerful side is irrational and crazy.) I see a lot of policy decisions _not_ being made and a lot of action _not_ being taken. I see the government playing softball with big business, even when it goes against stated policy goals. I see nearly every harmful Bush-administration policy untouched or strengthened. And I see an increasing disconnect between the priorities of the administration and the opinions of actual voters. What part of this is the “change” Obama spoke of? What part should give us the “hope” that we were promised?

The only “hope” and “change” I have seen from Obama are on his t-shirts

"Just keep in mind that every choice you make during the holiday season and beyond will either take..."

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 15:01:00 -0500

“Just keep in mind that every choice you make during the holiday season and beyond will either take you closer to or farther away from your goals. It’s totally up to you. That said, here are my tips for winning the war on Thanksgiving…”

- this terrifying post was found via lumber

nik’s official tip for thanksgiving: eat whatever the fuck you want and enjoy it. and be damn thankful for it.

this ‘nutritionista’ person suggests leaving the table immediately after you finish eating so that you’re not tempted to eat more. i suggest not being so rude. especially if someone else cooked YOU food.

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i find the blog to be crackpot google search bullshit, something akin to what youd find on the back of some hipster oats cereal boasting soothing words like fresh and organic to the consumer. it basically suggests that the reader is so ignorant to physiology and dietary science that they should approach the situation like a cautious 45 year old housewife who recently discovered exercise via Carmen Electra’s home workout series. I guess its good advice if you have the common sense of a docile slug and the discipline of a 3 year old without his adderal, but honestly, its a lot easier to just go by the cute little food pyramid charts we all had in 5th grade.

Personally, I dont believe in “healthy food.” There is normal food, and there is unhealthy food. There is the nutrition the human body has had 200,000 years to adapt to, and there are things that are brand new to human consumption that should be avoided. Excess in anything in life is unhealthy. That being said, fat is your friend, so are carbs, and simply eat everything that has been around as long as we have, and avoid cheap replacements that have existed for a fragment of our history. Easy. No successful diet will restrict anything. All successful diets will include everything, and moderate based on what your body needs each given day.

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First off I’d like to say that there is no backing behind anyone who claims to be a “nutritionist” and even less credit for anyone who is a “nutritionista” The only people who can fully prescribe the correct diets are Registered Dietitians (RD) with that in mind, we all have to take any nutritionists advice with a grain of salt. I do agree that the entire blog is very wiki and these “tips” sound like some generic shit you would see on a Women’s Fitness magazine. I also suspect that the people who actually listen to this blog are indeed 3 year olds without their adderal and people who think vitamin water is good for you. So with that, here are tips from a person with academic nutritional background and knowledge in human anatomy and physiology…

1. SLOW IT DOWN! I know you suckers out there want to eat everything, and you should, enjoy yourself. There are easy ways to cut out unnecessary food. CHEW YA FAT ASS. You have teeth, your not a duck right? Chewing a lot will help you eat all the food you want, taste it, enjoy it, and help its digest easier in your body. Chewing for at least 30 times per bit will also make you conscious and hopefully too damn lazy to eat more.

2. Use a smaller plate. Place all your food that you plan to eat on this small plate. Refills are left up to you, but I suggest you don’t.

3. Dont fucking leave the table you asshole. In my family you’d get beat for that. There is no other disrespect than to leave the table before adults or anyone is done.Thanksgiving is about killing injuns and celebrating harvest, how dare you!

4. Drink some damn water in between your bites. You’ll feel fuller and hopefully stop stuffing your face.

5. Later in the day eat some prunes or yogurt with L.bulgaricus and Streptococcus thermophilus the bacteria will help you break down any dairy you just ate, and reduce some bloating. tr

6. If your not a fat fuck, then you don’t have to get all crazy and have post traumatic anxiety over Thanksgiving dinner. And for nutritionista- if you feel that way after you eat, you might want to seek some therapy.

Say hello to Deuce, my roommate’s pitbull that I...

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 20:28:06 -0500

Say hello to Deuce, my roommate’s pitbull that I occasionally take care of. Deuce will rip your heart out.

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Sun, 08 Nov 2009 15:03:57 -0500

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buddhabrot:dreamboatcourtney:citratedebetaineingrenadine:littlesundance:kidskidskids:
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I am guilty of always eating TD Bank's free lolipops

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:09:00 -0500

along with the free candy B&H Camera world gives out too

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Wed, 04 Nov 2009 13:07:56 -0500

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Arrest in Queens, NY for using Twitter to announce police movements at G20 in Pittsburgh

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 12:56:00 -0500

Arrest in Queens, NY for using Twitter to announce police movements at G20 in Pittsburgh:

morningstar:

“He and a friend were part of a communications network among people protesting the G-20,” Mr. Madison’s lawyer, Martin Stolar, said on Saturday. “There’s absolutely nothing that he’s done that should subject him to any criminal liability.”

Criminal is now relatively defined.

I saw this article in the news today and was absolutely appalled at how our right don’t seem to mean anything anymore.

The article in the NY Post also stated that the Feds said they found sharp objects in his home that were capable of puncturing tires during the riot. What the fuck, he had kitchen knives?!

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Fri, 30 Oct 2009 19:42:00 -0400

morningstar:

intrepidwanderer:

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Map of human metabolic pathways in which macromolecules are synthesized. Basically any macromolecule can be synthesized from sugars obtained from plants.We only exist because of photosynthetic organism.

No, we can also synthesize ATP(energy) from fats and proteins which come from animal products. Its called Gluconeogensis . Gluconeogensis breaks down the triglyceride into 2 parts: the glycerol back bone and the fatty acid chain. Proteins are broken down into amino acids, which are them further broken down to simple carbon chains.

You are however right about glucose. Glucose is what everything eventually breaks down into to create ATP( Adenosine Triphosphate aka energy). However energy synthesized from gluconeogensis provides a higher yield in ATP than Glycolysis would provide.

I’m moving on Halloween…for the second year in a row.FML.

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 19:34:16 -0400

I’m moving on Halloween…for the second year in a row.FML.

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Drinking board game

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Drinking board game

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