The moment ruiner

alanajoy:

hilker:

“We start with 100% beef jerky, and SEAR your contact information into it with a 150 WATT CO2 LASER.

Screw die-cutting. Forget about foil, popups, or UV spot lamination. THESE business cards have two ingredients: MEAT AND LASERS.

Unlike other business cards, MEAT CARDS will retain value after the econopocalypse. Hoard and barter your calorie-rich, life-sustaining cards.

Also: TWEETMEAT. Tweet your friends… IN MEATSPACE.”

MEAT CARDS: Business Cards Made From MEAT AND LASERS

[h/t jeff]

vile.

Wow, I love this