January 2009
269 posts
Let It Bleed
ryanluce:
I just ate a peanut butter sandwich, and then fresh direct emails me telling me my peanut butter might be one of the ones with salmonella in it.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I thought I warned you a week ago about this…
tumbling about a tumblr meet up.
imsorrybrendan:
just for the record i haven’t been to a tumblr meet up yet but i don’t think i would be opposed to going to one as long as i have someone i know going with me.
so anyways let say one goes to a tumblr meet up and it goes really awful or one of the tumblrs is such a creep or just horrible. can you go home and tumblr about it?
haha i guess not because i haven’t read any horror...
718-971-5245
morningstar:
webmarc:
Srsly. Call it. Right Now.
something tells me there is a strong possibility of getting rick rolled when this number is dialed.
sorry marc, not today ;-)
Call this number 973-409-3279
Erotic Asfixiation
Z: Wow, I’m such a bad ass
Me: Why?
Z: I’m listening to Linkin ParK
There is a paient here named Meredith Meth
Her parents were evil
Sometimes I feel that I am the only person that...
my dream last night
ryanluce:
getbuck:
ryanluce: Have you dreamed about doing some bad ass wheat paste shit? Because I certainly have.
YES and I have also dreamt of cutting you. CUTTING YOU.
Woah. Psycho. Then again I used to have a reoccuring dream that I cooked my mother in a couldron.
10 Reasons Eating Raw is Healthier For You and the... →
pumps:
(via azspot)
The energy aspects of this become blatantly obvious in a short period of time. I try to eat raw vegetables as much as possible, and combine a good bit of yogurt to the diet to aid in digestion (some would argue that steaming vegetables makes them easier to digest, but bacteria in yogurt are also exceptionally good at breaking down fruit pectin and plant cell walls - better...
Mop
I haven’t cut my hair in about 6 months. I’m too broke to spend money on a haircut and it has grown long enough that I can cover my breast with[which is sexy and all] and tumblrs out there in beauty school? I’ll let you practice on me. It’s a win win situation, just someone please cut my hair!
johnzanussi:
Jay-Z - Feelin’ It
Reminds me of the...
ryanluce:
Suicidal Tendencies - You Can’t Bring...
A different law of large numbers.
fatmanatee:
The more words I speak, the more likely I am to say something disastrous.
I have word vomit constantly
bebelestrange:
“your birthdate meaning”
Aries
Taurus
Gemini
Cancer
Leo
Virgo
Libra
Scorpio
Sagittarius
Capricorn
Aquarius
Pisces
scroll down the page of your sign to find your birthdate
(mine’s oct. 11, btw)
Geminis born June 4 combine daring with practicality and discipline with artistry. They have a sparkling personality and are very much aware...
Fuck this snow
copycats:
“I Kissed A Girl” by Corin Joel
...
Diet Coke for dinner
I decided that I cannot safetly browse Tumblr in...
I’m sitting on a public computer in a very busy hall in school waiting for class to start and I got a new follower slutsoft. I just got a few dirty looks for opening that page.
Mozilla
I finally convinced my co-workers that Mozilla is a better internet browser. Thank god. I taught them how to open more than one tab and I did them a little favor and put their favorites on the bookmarks toolbar.And this is what they wanted…
People.com, Perez Hilton, I’m not obsessed,Pink is the new blog, Celebrity Baby Blog, The Skinny Website, The Superficial, and The Gap
I stuck...
Tumblr at work
I’m always really cautious checking my dashboard at work since I follow hardcorejudas. Sometimes he posts awesomely metal photos… other times I get a huge naked muscular man on my screen. My co-workers have been desensitized to it, I just hope customers don’t see it.FIRED!
Four Ways Barack Obama Can Change The Way We Eat →
morningstar:
nutritionista:
Big points if they can improve cafeteria food in schools, but you also need to educate parents. Good eating habits start at home.
This is awesome. Ive always thought there should be a junk food tax, as most health problems (which cost our country quite a bit of money given the strain on the medical industries) start with diet. We tax tobacco and alcohol for similar...
It's bad luck to wash your hair today.
(via ryanluce)
Yeap. In Chinese the word “hair” and the word that means fortune sound similar. So if you wash your hair on the New Year it’s like washing your fortune away.
Asians are crazy
drned:
Slayer “I’m Gonna Be Your God”
I'm Swiffering my room to Iron Maiden
It’s really gettting me pumped to clean
It’s my fault loving you so You were so...
IT'LL EAT MY FACE.
defixiones:
There is a big-ass huntsman spider near the loungeroom doorway and I’m too scared to leave the room. It keeps walking up and down the wall. Watching. Waiting.
Fuuuuuck.
It’s probably waiting for me to let down my guard, so it can bolt over and start chewing out the back of my head or something.
HELP.
Spray it with something lke hairspray? Febreeze? Or you can just catch it...
copycats:
“Milkshake” by Pictures
originally by...
copycats:
“Jessie’s Girl” by Matt the...
copycats:
“Bittersweet Electric Sky Touch”...