January 2009
269 posts
I just got mugged
…a few scrapes and bruises. I take it back, fuck you Bed-Stuy
December 2008
95 posts
Oh yeah, I just realized that I have $6 to my name. Thank god a flask of Captain Morgan is only $4.85 by me. I love you Bed-Stuy.
I spent about 30 min picking out an outfit for tonight, I had decided on a nice form fitting dress. Too bad I’m fucking BLOATED as hell today. FUCK.
*UPDATE* New Tumblr Mixtape: "Please Reblog My...
influent:
walpaper:
javisjohnson asks for your Tumblr Mixtape Song Requests:
Original Post:
So now I’m ready to start the next tumblr mixtape but I need all of your help for this one. Basically I need every one to email me a request for ONE song to be put on the mixtape for the Tumblrverse to enjoy (your tumblr url will be posted beside the song for the tracklisting). Yes, this is the first...
Nature of the Drug Company
morningstar:
loosegoose:
ostermayer:
psychotherapy:
Drug Companies & Doctors: A Story of Corruption
In recent years, drug companies have perfected a new and highly effective method to expand their markets. Instead of promoting drugs to treat diseases, they have begun to promote diseases to fit their drugs. The strategy is to convince as many people as possible (along with their...
Snakes are the biggest worms out there
– Pickles from Dethklok
Nature of the Drug Company
ostermayer:
psychotherapy:
Drug Companies & Doctors: A Story of Corruption
In recent years, drug companies have perfected a new and highly effective method to expand their markets. Instead of promoting drugs to treat diseases, they have begun to promote diseases to fit their drugs. The strategy is to convince as many people as possible (along with their doctors, of course) that they have...
Lunch is over. Ugh.
It's No Pants Day →
(via antikris)
I will depants. Who’s with me?
Nevermind…. it was the vinegar and corn from my salad…
It smells like feet here at work
I get off in 15 minutes. Thank the lord
Words Which, Due To Overuse, Have No Meaning At...
fatmanatee:
tesslynch:
I use all of these words and phrases incorrectly and frequently. But so do most people.
1. Amazing
Is that vodka cranberry amazing? Or is it just okay? No, you think it’s amazing. All right.
2. Out of control
The party is not out of control until the Hell’s Angels come.
3. Retarded
The person helping you at Souplantation is not retarded, but they are bad at...
If you go home with somebody, and they don’t have books, don’t fuck ‘em!
– John Waters (via everybodycares:lemonsugar) (via arod) (via brianvan)
To the big guy at work
Thank you for sticking me in the basement to do mundane monkey work. Now I can pretend to be working but instead nap, blog, web surf window shop, and listen to King Diamond
Work
While all you little shits are drinking egg nog and wearing your Christmas sweaters with glee, I am stuck at work until 8pm. Everyone die.
Now DJing your next House Party →
morningstar:
poortaste:
My Tumblr’s Music Collection.
AWESOME
http://toys.tumblrist.com/audio/metalstar
ryanluce:
loosegoose:
ryanluce:
luce has got a plan.
Ryan Luce, we should get married so my name can be Lucy Luce
Agreed, whole heartedly. You don’t even have to make me a moustache pillow to get me to fall for you, the name and blue tights does it for me. You have all my love.
Fantastic, we can have a tumblr wedding